Link Party Girls in Bikinis

Audrina Patridge is rising and falling regarding the beach in a bikini for FHM U.K... Oh wait and Lauren Conrad was just in a journal tiring a bikini in Shape. Compare and contrast! Or swap debate topic, that’s really hard to get eager about Hills people these days, isn't it?

• Amy Winehouse is kinda back in the news for publicly making out with her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. Uh oh, not this again...

• Yeah ops and please not this again either. (It really is like a time warp up in here today.)

• Get back to 2k10, today's other major theme is children singing things they probably shouldn't be singing, brought to you by Noah Cyrus (obvs), this little 8-year-old Gaga fan and this girl.

• Kanye started a new blog format now. That makes his all-caps rants still trickier to read, so well done each one.

The Real World Celebrity Photo

Khloe Kardashian, Audrina Patridge, and Speidi, party the night away at Voyeur in West Hollywood.

Celebs: Shannon Elizabeth,Cheryl Burke
Shannon Elizabeth and "Dancing With the Stars'" Cheryl Burke march down Santa Monica Boulevard in hopes of getting into the jam-packed meat market.
Topics:BFFs,Denim,Nightlife,Reality

Celebs:Kelly Slater
Pro surfer Kelly Slater looked like he was on the prowl for a new celebrity gal pal. The former "Baywatch" star has been linked to a long list of famous females including Pamela Anderson, Gisele Bundchen, Kirsten Dunst, and Cameron Diaz.
Topics:Hats,Athletes,Denim,Nightlife

Celebs:Frankie Delgado,Brody Jenner
BFFs Frankie Delgado and Brody Jenner head straight into the club -- bypassing the velvet rope -- accompanied by their scantily-clad entourage.
Topics:BFFs,Denim,Nightlife,Reality

Celebs: Ryan Cabrera, Audrina Patridge
Speidi's "Hills" co-star Audrina Patridge was also spotted arriving at the painfully trendy bar with her new beau, singer-songwriter Ryan Cabrera.
Topics:Couples,Reality,Musicians

Celebs: Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
Also in attendance ... reality star Spencer Pratt and his surgically-enhanced hot mess of a wife, Heidi.
Topics: Couples,Nightlife,Reality,Denim,Fashion Faux Pas,Train Wrecks

Celebs: Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian sports an unfortunate pair of stonewash jeggings en route to Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood.
Topics: Reality,Fashion Faux Pas,Bling,Nightlife

Audrina Bows Out of VMAs

A bit peculiar just happened, bar absolutely not something odd. Source tells me that Audrina Patridge has disregarded her trip to New York and will no longer be presenting at the VMAs.

I'm told MTV wanted her and Kristin Cavallari to present together, but both said no thanks.

It's been a busy week for Audrina, and the cancellation may be related to her recent alleged stalker problems.

While there were some whispers that Kristin would now present with the cast of Audrina's new horror movie Sorority Row, I've been assured that is not happening.

Audrina's rep hasn't replied to a request for comment, but stay tuned for more details.

How like Audrina patridge’s Real- Life ?

In documents filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Patridge's lawyers requested an order of protection on behalf of the reality starlet and her roommate-brother, Mark, against a guy named Zachary Loering.

"I can confirm that Audrina Patridge filed a restraining order against an overzealous fan," her rep confirms to E! News. "Audrina and her family have no relationship with this person."

Court docs state that on Aug. 26, Patridge and her makeup artist sibling answered a knock at her front door to find Loring with a stack of poems, pictures and cards he had made for her—including one drawing of a woman being strangled, ominously scrawled with the future date, Sept. 15, 2009.